Guest Blogger: Diane Friske
Please produce non allow the next halt yous from adopting a truthful cat or a kitten or several cats or kittens. You must convey a feel of humour as well as non await to give-up the ghost on a “Martha Stewart” tree.
Warning: The names contained inwards this story convey non been changed, equally they are non innocent.
The culprits:
Sally as well as Bowie – ii 10-year-old tuxedo cats
Athena as well as Apollo – ii 4-and-a-half-year-old, business office Siamese cats. alumni.
Bobette – 3-year-old grayish cat. alum as well as foster fail.
Cocoa Puff – 5-month-old chocolate kitten. Alumni as well as foster failure.
The tree is beingness decorated. All 6 Friske cats as well as ii of the foster kittens are all lined up, eying which lights to lower to the flooring as well as deciding who gets to bat which ornaments off the tree. They tin forcefulness out hardly hold back until nosotros turned the lights out as well as went to bed.
Day 1: One string of lights as well as 5 ornaments down! One bounding main gull ornament, kill as well as dissected past times the nearly beautiful truthful cat inwards the world, Athena.
Day 2: Three ornaments down. One wise homo down. One truthful cat sleeping on the tree skirt. One truthful cat sleeping nether the tree skirt.
Day 3: Lower string of lights fifty-fifty lower to the floor. One wise homo down. Tree skirt is a mess, all crumpled up.
Day iii ½: Went to dinner final night. Returned to all iii wise men as well as a shepherd man child downwards for the count.
Day 4: iii ornaments down. Tree skirt province of affairs worsening.
Day 5: Five (isn’t it cute how they stand upwardly for the release of ornaments alongside the day?) ornaments down, i never to return. One wise homo down. Same wise homo equally always. They must non similar him.
Day 6: One shepherd man child down. Tree skirt a mess again. Rubber lizard placed nether the tree. Hairball also placed nether the tree. If yous convey Christmas tabular array runners alongside tassels on the ends as well as 6 cats, produce non allow the tassels hang over the border of the table. You volition travel sorry. Gifts convey been placed nether the tree as well as cats are currently chasing each other over the gifts as well as unopen to the tree. We may non convey to reveal whatsoever gifts come upwardly Christmas.
Day 7: Only i shepherd man child downwards today. However, somebody either chewed, jumped on or ran over a gift. Wrapping newspaper torn inwards ii places. Fixed alongside masking tape. Recipient has cats as well as volition understand.
Christmas Day: Found i ornamentation nether the pie safe. White truthful cat (aka: The Most Beautiful Cat inwards the World) establish chewing the wires of the tree lights but similar the white truthful cat inwards National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. One bow chewed. Rubber lizard placed carefully inwards the H2O bowl. White cat’s blood brother (also an ’ alum) chewed opened upwardly a box of cookies as well as threw i he didn’t similar on the floor. He also took a seize alongside teeth of the java cake. Can’t believe Santa left them treats as well as toys!
The twenty-four hr menstruum afterward Christmas: All is calm alongside the cats. Excitement is over as well as they are recovering from a catnip hangover. It’s been fun.
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